The Ulterior Motives

Last week, I just watched an Asian Horror movie. The title was The Day. It was a pretty terrifying movie so make sure you have prepared for a good scare. The film pattern was pretty much the same as Ju-On and The Ring. They use the same ol’ long-haired onryo (japanese term for vengeful ghost).

Anyway, after the I watched the film I begin to think that actually there are things to avoid being dead by the vengeful ghost a.k.a long-haired onryo. Here are what came up in my mind:

1. If there’s a rumor about a haunted house around your neighbourhood that has taken countless life, please don’t tempted to go inside the house. It’s a really simple logic actually, Go in you die or NOT Go in you do NOT die.
2. Now, what if you accidently go to that freakin’ house? Okay, don’t panic. Stay calm and look for the freakin’ door. If the ghost tease you by locking the door up, stay calm and always look behind you. That’s the spot where they like to give you a surprise. If you encounter a ghost, it’s a good idea not to run. Why? because if you run, the ghost will be behind you. Remember what I say about ghost’s favorite surprise spot? Now, if you just can manage the ghost to be in front of you, there’s no chance the ghost will vanish and reappear on your back, because it seems that ghost only disappear when you are not looking at them.
3. Okay, the ghost is in front of you now, what if that freakin’ thing crawls toward you? Now, the classy horror movies that I’ve been watched over a decade has shown that people tremble with fear and cannot move when the ghost tried to approach them to say hi. Well, let me say this, I’ve watched over a dosen of horror movies and most ghost walk slower than my grandma. Still can’t get it? You just have to move backward every time she approaches you.
4. This is the dumbest idea that people can think, splitting up. They propose the idea like "It’s dangerous, you wait here" or "Let’s split up so we can find it faster". Now, if you are by yourself, then who will watch over your back? It’s easier for the ghost to kill you when you are alone than when you are with you are with your friends. Moreover, you can grouply punch the ghost in the face with your friends when she appears.

That’s the tips how to avoid being dead by a vengeful ghost from me. Hope you safe on your way home guys

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